valerie,17; love me hard enough so we wake up the neighbors.
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction
Did L*uis die? My condolences.
"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick
You’re clearly a guy
I’m clearly gay
like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence