things i will do for u if u click this link so i can meet One Direction:
- brush ur teeth
- comb ur hair
- tuck u in at night
- feed u breakfast in bed
- kiss u on the cheek as many times as u want
thank u
Pls help me meet the cuties http://www.channel933.com/pages/1d/?1t
(via burgrs)
‘harry would lift you against the shower wall and…’
please boy cant even get onto a bus
(via stupidstagram)
“i’m black and it doesn’t offend me”
“i’m gay and it doesn’t offend me”
WELL thank you for being the voice of an entire group of people wow anyone else that’s offended is completely wrong so sorry
(via speedwalking)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via lewuis)
(Source: thejogging, via 17yr)
Harry falling out the bus at the hotel and security had to catch him. The boy needs a helmet damn
(via mullinger)
“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks
“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”
(Source: there-th3re, via slydigger)
fuck it the floor’s basically lava at this point
u kno he dead
(Source: theclearlydope, via jakemalik)
(Source: cityoflostgods, via assfcuker)
