does anybody know if drake is still alive

butttom:

*is about to suck harry’s dick* *stops to say grace* thank you heavenly father for this bomb ass dick which im about to suck dry amen

adapto:

Body comparative #47 (1,2)

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

quickweaves:

Me: *skin breaks out*

Me @ god: ILL SEE YOU IN COURT

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

http://spookyhouse.tumblr.com/post/94839301344/souyani-i-feel-sick-every-time-i-see-an

souyani:

i feel sick every time i see an obviously candid photo of a japanese school girl’s legs/thighs/body on my dashboard
like the ones of them just on trains or walking or in a store where either you cant see their face or its cropped out
those are taken by perverts/pedophiles and are a…

prettycolors:

#e1bcbc

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

pronun:

memewhile….

Your’re favoirte is problematic: me

yourfavisproblematic:

  • too beautiful

shutupaubrey:

you don’t own a dog? sorry I can’t come over I’m busy today

If you don’t like Drake you must not like yourself either